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“I have found that there is no such thing as an original thought. As soon as I think I have a new thought, I discover someone thought it 2500 years ago. So here are a few of MY original thoughts… that I probably “took” from someone else…I just don’t know who! So until I remember, they belong to ME! I am "just kidding" about some of my Larryisms, while with others I am extremely serious. You decide which are which. Here are some Larryisms, many of which have not been published yet. Have fun. Think.
"Discovering the answers to the questions of life is more about the questions we ask than the answers we accept as truth." - Larry John "There is always a little truth in truth." - Larry John "Life is NOT a contest" - Larry John
Why are people so afraid of what other people think about them? Only what YOU think matters. - Larry John
I think that God and Santa Claus are about the same thing. It's a great story. - Larry John
The more I think the harder it is to believe. - Larry John
Sometimes it is better to just SHUT UP. - Larry John
Can God really make winners of us all? - Larry John
We are all terrorists... we just have different rationalized causes. - Larry John
If's amazing to me that we can explain the importance of war. - Larry John
Why is it that we all want to be loved so much until we are loved too much? - Larry John
Never make an important decision when you are hot and bothered. - Larry John
We all go crazy. Some just get a head start on the rest of us. - Larry John
Love does not conquer all. - Larry John
Never trust anyone or anything especially YOU and your rational FEELINGS. - Larry John
There are sure a lot of people who have perfectly good ears that can't hear. And they are totally blind because they can hear. - Larry John
Please tell God not to kill so many of us. Enough with the tornados, hurricanes, earth quakes, floods, and all the acts of God. He is not making any friends here. - Larry John
I love the quiet moments when I am alone in the morning with just my mind. We get so much done. - Larry John
I love to listen to people talk. I find it amazing that they can talk so much and say so little. - Larry John
I love to eat but the older I get the harder it is to get the same RUSH from it. - Larry John
I think that DANCING is really stupid. When you watch it "for what it is"...people look like idiots. - Larry John
The only time I want to be around people is when I am not. - Larry John
We are seeing less and less NEWS in the NEWS. - Larry John
I want a life of peace and solitude. And in order to get that I need less life in my life. - Larry John
The older I get the more I can't stand people. - Larry John
Man is ruled by his penis. There is no escape. - Larry John
Business is a funny thing. It is your greatest joy when you're making money or it is the greatest evil and pain when you are not. - Larry John
I am definitely a "Godfather" type of personality. You either want me on your side or get the hell out of my sight. - Larry John
Don't do business with friends if you want friends. - Larry John
I love to create. It keeps me alive. - Larry John
I hope for more than I think is real. - Larry John
As I grow older my need for "friends" gets less and less. - Larry John
One of the secrets of happiness in life is knowing the difference of REAL and make-believe. - Larry John
I think that schools have long since stopped educating. - Larry John
I don't want any followers. I am not sure where I am going either. - Larry John
I wish I knew the people who really liked me and didn't just act like they did. - Larry John
If the AIR QUALITY keeps getting worse, just like WATER, we may have to start bottling AIR also. I can imagine us all carrying around little plastic bottles for Fresh Air. Yep, it might come to that. - Larry John
I would excited see a new societal standard for "faithful." - Larry John
After it is all said and done....so what? - Larry John
I think the United States is over. We don't really realize it yet, but we are. Our days are numbered. - Larry John
I want to make enough money to feel like I have made enough money. - Larry John
Women desire the "attention and admiration" of women much more than the "attention and admiration" of men . It's no secret. - Larry John
I love NOT KNOWING. It takes the pressure off. - Larry John
Life means being confused and not caring that you are. - Larry John
Is there happiness without HOPE? - Larry John
The older I get the more I want to watch TV. - Larry John
Some many things just aren't that important. - Larry John
I am afraid to die but staying alive too long scares me more. - Larry John
Who cares if I don't care? - Larry John
One of the reasons I stay married is I would be afraid no one other than my wife would put up with me...besides I love her.- Larry John
Movies teach me about me. I am all the actors acting in all the rolls no matter how heroic or villainous . That's why I like them. - Larry John
As crazy as it seems...I am convinced that no matter what you do... you can't "extend" the years of your life. People can exercise and eat healthy and die at 45. Others can smoke, drink, and do everything to hurt their bodies and live to be 106. No matter what you do...you will die...and you will die when you die no matter what you do. - Larry John
I love advertising. It always makes me want what I really don't want. - Larry John
The older I get the harder it is to find anything that tastes good. It used to be so easy. Getting a RUSH out of eating is hard work. - Larry John
I have played in a rock 'n roll band since I was 15 years old. Like a band friend of mine said, "We don't stop playing because we get older...we get older because we stop playing." - Larry John
I wish there wasn't a thing called MONEY. The search for money and the lack of money causes so much pain and at best deep concern. There is nothing "happy" about it. - Larry John
How come we love to talk about other people so much? Could it be it's our way of self examination? - Larry John
I need airplanes but based on the way they treat me... they don't need me. - Larry John
It's hard to believe how many people commit suicide. I can't help but think that we are all responsible. - Larry John
I know that if it weren't for to complexity of dealing with people I would be happier. I just can't leave people alone. I need to go on a people diet. I need to lose a few. - Larry John
I have always wanted to simplify life but it's just too hard. There are so many things that aren't that simple. - Larry John
I like music that I can't understand the words cause when I know what the lyrics say...it make the song really dumb. - Larry John
Definitions of words are funny things. The more you try to define a word the more interpretations people will find to define it. - Larry John
Politics and happiness don't mix. - Larry John
The human desire to be famous is a problem for all societies. - Larry John
I would like to live in a SOCIALIST Society. I think that is a good thing for all of us and not so good for those who are not so good for all of us. - Larry John
Religion is just plain evil at times. - Larry John
I think that SEX is more important to us than we are willing to talk about. - Larry John
I think that TV NEWS is anything but NEWS. I hope that is not NEWS to you. - Larry John
I love to get up early and get a lot done. It usually necessitates a nap in the afternoon. And that's a good thing. - Larry John
I don't know why I continue to try to do good things for people. It always ends in a bad thing for me. - Larry John
My whole life I wanted to be "COOL." I never got there. I almost did once, but then cool changed. - Larry John
Vacations are a good way to get really tired. - Larry John
Most people have given up on thinking for themselves. Never let your thinking be taken away by the thinking of another or by refusing to think because you think your thoughts don't matter.- Larry John
Life has so many up and downs that a YOYO is jealous. - Larry John
I think that being really alive requires you to really LIVE. - Larry John
Some people can analyze everything so much that when they are done they are left with nothing more than they began with. Make a decision and live with it.. If it is a bad decision, make another decision. - Larry John
Listening to music is great therapy for depression. No wonder teenagers turn it up so loud. I still like it really LOUD. - Larry John
I keep thinking that life is nothing more than a bad dream. But I like this nightmare. - Larry John
My friends think I am either a genius or crazy. How smart do you have to be to be a genius? How crazy do you have to be to be crazy? Perhaps I qualify for both. - Larry John
I don't want to die and yet I am very interested in what is next. But I can wait. - Larry John
We must fight against the decisions of the majority. - Larry John
No matter what my wife fixes for dinner... I don't want it. Why is that? - Larry John
I have a friend who is not a friend but thinks he is and I can't convince him otherwise. - Larry John
Here we go again! We don't seem to be getting smarter. People are the same as they have always been. People keep learning the same old lessons they have always learned, making the same mistakes they have always made, and having the same old problems they have always had. Life is a merry-go-round continually going around and around and going no where. It's the same old ride. - Larry John
How come people want more than they need and need more than they have? - Larry John
Now one seems to have the dream life they always wanted... and some have night mares. - Larry John
Yesterday I thought I had it all together. Boy was I wrong. - Larry John
I have come to the conclusion that women are not always "sugar and spice and everything nice." - Larry John
We really don't know enough about the people we elect to office. They are never as they seem to be. - Larry John
Sometimes I think I am the only one thinking. - Larry John
I wonder why I wonder so much. - Larry John
Our ability to communicate is all but done. - Larry John
I love the internet. If it doesn't have what I want... I shouldn't want it. - Larry John
It's hard to be in business if you don't have anything to sell. A lot of people sure try. - Larry John
I am not in the GAME. Why do we give PROFESSIONAL SPORTS so much importance? - Larry John
I TOTALLY understand what you are saying... kind of. - Larry John
The world needs more good ideas. Make friends with an IDEA PERSON. - Larry John
Women control Men like Puppets. They pull all the strings. - Larry John
Humor is NOT universal. What I think is funny sure ain't funny to a lot of people... and that is funny to me. - Larry John
"That's it. I will never eat that much again." I bet I have said that a thousand times. - Larry John
I don't understand why women think they are the final word. Maybe I should ask my wife. - Larry John
It is hard to keep up with what is cool when what is cool ain't that cool at first. - Larry John
Life is about being happy WITHIN and getting your joy from WITHIN…not from WITHOUT. If you get your joy from WITHOUT... WITHOUT joy will quickly fade. - Larry John . Pictures may be worth a thousand words but most of the time a thousand words ain't worth much. - Larry John
I love to laugh at people who think they are funny but are not. - Larry John
You need to know that life is not as you may think it is. All of us make up our own stories. - Larry John
As I get older I realize how old I am. - Larry John
I am inspired by two main types of people...those that do and those that don't do. - Larry John
Where you go when you can go where you want tells a lot about you. - Larry John
Some of the best designed and beautiful clothes are never seen by many, if any. Underwear should be enjoyed by more than just oneself. Some are even quite funny. Too bad we can share them more. - Larry John
Music is more a part of our lives that we realize. We not only want it...we need it. - Larry John
People sure like sex. I am always amazed that people who look so normal have it. It's great to be normal. - Larry John
I don't believe in Heaven. The more I think about it the less I want to be there. - Larry John
I am tired of HUGGING people and shaking hands. I think we need to bring back the nod and wink as the standard greeting. - Larry John
I have to be more than I seem to be. - Larry John
The desire for MONEY never makes one happy. - Larry John
I have never felt that "good enough" was good enough. No matter how much I have accomplished in life it was never "good enough." Learning to be satisfied with life is hard. - Larry John
We keep making up words as if we didn't have enough to express ourselves. How did those people long ago understand each other? - Larry John
Life is pretty simple if you don't have to deal with people. - Larry John
I just want to be a citizen of the world and nothing more. - Larry John
Can you laugh while others cry? - Larry John
I find religious people very interesting. They seem to love the fact that they are they only ones going to heaven. Why is that? - Larry John
Marriage is more than love. A lasting marriage is based on commitment. - Larry John
I want to know why so many people WISH for a good life and do NOTHING about it. - Larry John
Sure you can have whatever you want in life. Knowing WHAT you really WANT is the hard part. - Larry John
What defines you? What gives your life your unique purpose? If you can answer those questions, you will have a happy life. - Larry John
Work hard and expect much. - Larry John
People can rationalize anything. It doesn't take much to be rational by your own standards. - Larry John
Work hard at doing Nothing. Nothing is better than anything you can do. - Larry John
I really think people should stop telling others to think like they do. - Larry John
I am very close to being something better than I am. - Larry John
I feel like suing God for malpractice. - Larry John
I keep telling you I won't keep telling you what to do . - Larry John
Do I need a receipt to take back what I said? - Larry John
Please don't be angry at me. It makes me mad. - Larry John
I have a clear conscious about having no conscious at all. - Larry John
Stop making excuses for having so many excuses. - Larry John
We start as children and end as children. Life is one big circle. - Larry John Winning is always better....but we learn more by losing. Winning is always better....but we learn more by losing. - Larry John
I have worked too long. Just "living" doesn't seem to have enough value. If I am just "enjoying life" I think I am wasting time and being lazy and my life has little value. Sad. - Larry John
In order for a man and woman to live together for very long, one of them must surrender to the other for the greater good. - Larry John
Children are the greatest blessing and the greatest frustration. - Larry John
Please tell me why people don't want to talk about religion and politics. People say these views are too personal, but I think it because they can't defend their views? But if you can't defend your views... why have the views at all? - Larry John
I am constantly changing my definitions of “happiness in the now.” Happiness is ever evolving. - Larry John
People worry about everything in life and I worry about that. - Larry John
I gave up on the concept of God a long time ago... probably about the time he gave up on me. - Larry John
I don't get why people throw their clothes on the floor. Is there a good reason? - Larry John
Why do we wait so long to do what is extremely important and immediately do that which is urgent but not that important? Hey, the phone is ringing.... - Larry John
It seems important to women that they wear a smallest size of dress or pants they can get in to. I think that they should care more about what size FITS. "Tight is a Fright." - Larry John
Most women wear RED lipstick. Why not BLUE, YELLOW, or GREEN? - Larry John
Why do people "rip" their clothes off to have hot sex? Do they sew the buttons back on or just throw the shirts away? - Larry John
Watching TV is a lot like reading a book except totally different. - Larry John
I love the rain unless it rains too much or too often. - Larry John
What if when you died and that was it. It was just a quick "fade to black." Could you LIVE with that? - Larry John
It is impossible to know someone's true motives for doing what they do. I even question my motives. - Larry John
Who made up your religion? God? Then why did he make up so many religions? Is God a little fickled or does he forget easily? - Larry John
Shaking hands is so unsanitary. We should rub elbows cause it's hard to put your elbow in your mouth. - Larry John
This nation needs a good CHEERLEADER. - Larry John
A WINK has a thousand meanings. - Larry John
Every day is a new opportunity to get it right... whatever IT is. - Larry John
If you want to know God, stop trying. - Larry John
I can tell you this for sure, people are stranger than you think. - Larry John
Work hard and the odds of you becoming rich improve drastically. - Larry John
There is nothing sexier than "almost" naked. Naked is not sexy. - Larry John
The better liar you are the better chance you have of getting elected. - Larry John
Sure you can be happy and not believe in a God. - Larry John
Never trust your feelings when making an important decision about life. - Larry John
The more I think the more I think thinking is all there is. - Larry John
There is everything to gain and nothing to lose by eating lots of great food. - Larry John
I wish you could trust your feelings but you can't. - Larry John
If someone kisses you on the cheek be careful. If they kiss you on the lips be extremely careful. Things are not as they appear. - Larry John
I am not sure we should allow people to vote. It gets their hopes up too high. - Larry John
We live in a totally "plastic" world. It may look real but it is all fake. - Larry John
Don't call an argument a discussion. I love to argue and hate to discuss. - Larry John
Run away from anyone who is mean on purpose. - Larry John
I don't like people who do everything they do to get people to like them. - Larry John
Government? Give me the most that taxes will buy. - Larry John
Do you think it is wise to let people choose their leaders? - Larry John
I used to think that people could be kind. I'm not that kind anymore. - Larry John
I am not ready to die. I have everything to lose. - Larry John
Business is not for the poor of money. - Larry John
Do you really think that a perfect being (God) would own-up-to creating THIS world? - Larry John
I think most of my friends are crazy but I like them. I am sure the feeling is mutual. - Larry John
The more you help people the more you pay for it. - Larry John
I have decided to stop giving up giving up stuff. - Larry John
If you find water for people dying of thirst, but no one drinks, did you make a difference? - Larry John
“We’ll see”...will always be the response to everything. It is even the response to my response. - Larry John
Now that we know there is nothing we can really do to change much of anything in the world, what do we do? - Larry John
I think that normally being NORMAL is not a good thing. - Larry John
As long as you blame your troubles on "God's Will" you have a great excuse why your life SUCKS. - Larry John
The RICH start working early and work late and they like it.- Larry John
God seems to be on vacation and he has turned off his cell phone. - Larry John
As we get older things matter less and less and more and more. - Larry John
Humans are the most vicious of all animals. - Larry John
The World is a mess and no one seems to be cleaning it up. - Larry John
Whenever I think I can't cope with life anymore... I do. - Larry John
Eating, Sleeping, and Sex. That pretty well covers it. - Larry John
I think that "honesty " honestly doesn't exist. - Larry John
It seems stupid to be stupid. - Larry John
It is easy to say I love you. It is hard to really mean it. - Larry John
I have nothing against soldiers unless they do what soldiers do. - Larry John
December is a great month. We know exactly what to say to everyone...MERRY CHRISTMAS. We should have something to say to people every month. It would make it so easy to be happy. - Larry John
War is obsolete. - Larry John
People who like to talk about themselves sure make it hard to have time to tell them about me. - Larry John
We need to do away with ties. Most of us intelligent men have. - Larry John
I have a friend who says, "LIFE SUCKS." And no matter how good his life becomes, his life remains the same. I don't mind the ups and down. - Larry John
It is impossible for a government to stay in power for very long who forgets about the poor. - Larry John
I want to live my life as if there were no tomorrow and if tomorrow comes... do the same. - Larry John
No matter what you think, women always have the upper hand. - Larry John
The rich may have all the money, but the poor control the world when united. - Larry John
We can only have STATESMEN when people refuse to listen to politicians any longer. - Larry John
I heard a women say that her "big breasts" made her feel powerful over men. I think there are a couple of things wrong with that statement. - Larry John
My mind is full of great thoughts and not so great thoughts. Knowing the difference is the hard part. - Larry John
To just say something has very little power. Write your words and your words are eternally powerful. - Larry John
Why is it I am so afraid of life? My outer being conveys confidence and still I am scared to death of what might happen. I am glad I am a good actor. - Larry John
I understand what you think, but just because I do, doesn't mean I agree. - Larry John
I keep getting farther and farther away from things I used to be the closest to. - Larry John
One man's God is another man's Devil. Can they both be right?. - Larry John
We all want what we want and could care less about what others want unless they want what we want. - Larry John
There are over 6 billion people on earth. Let's encourage more family fun. The more the merrier. - Larry John
People want peace on earth and are all willing to KILL for it. - Larry John
People love rumors and gossip unless it is about them. - Larry John
I believe in VOTING. I just don't believe in the people I am VOTING for. - Larry John
I am afraid I will die too soon, but more than that I am afraid I will live to long. - Larry John
I can't stop thinking. So many people do. - Larry John
All good cooking needs SPICE in order to taste good. So does LIFE need SPICE in order to feel good. The SPICES of LIFE are many. Spice it up! - Larry John
When it comes to life, I don't want to be a "one trick pony." - Larry John
I can feel myself slowly dying and it is killing me. - Larry John
I don't like to say I am retired. It makes me feel like I have given up. - Larry John
Nothing makes sense to people unless it makes sense. We decide sense. - Larry John
People never change from being children. We just get older. - Larry John
Having intelligence is painful. You have to wait to share your knowledge because most people are not ready yet. - Larry John
I never feel so alone as much as when I am with someone. - Larry John
I am always in a hurry even when I have nothing to do. - Larry John
I don't want to go to Heaven if everyone who says they are going there is going to be there. - Larry John
I try not to judge people as much as I used to... but certainly not less. - Larry John
God needs to do more than he is doing. The world is getting away from him. - Larry John
I can't understand how women think, but unlike now ...if I could... it would make sense to me I am sure. - Larry John
All there is is NOW and the rest you make up. - Larry John
I want to make the world a better place, but so many people would have to leave. - Larry John
The more you try to simplify your life the more complicated it becomes. - Larry John
Being alone is better than the alternative. - Larry John
If the world is coming to an end can I go first and get it over with?- Larry John
I think all women are beautiful and I don't know one who would disagree with me. - Larry John
If you are an idiot please stop acting like one. - Larry John
Laws are made to be broken unless you break one. - Larry John
Sometimes I think that the world would be a better place without mosquitoes. They suck. - Larry John
I love stupid people. They will believe anything. - Larry John
Don't feel bad if you are just average. A lot of people ain't that good. - Larry John
I love to sing for others. I wish others felt the same way as I. - Larry John
When I was a very young boy I wanted to be a STAR and now I am light years away from that.- Larry John
Isn't if funny how people love to tell you their problems as if you wanted to hear them... And then you have to act like you do. - Larry John
I don't mind telling you that I don't mind telling you. - Larry John
Work hard and play hard and life is easy. - Larry John
It is extremely important to LIVE while you are alive. - Larry John
The only UNCHANGEABLE CONSTANT in life is that all things CHANGE - Larry John
I am going to go on STRIKE and see if LIFE will offer me more. - Larry John
Believing in God raises too many unanswerable questions. And yet everyone answers those unanswerable questions with thousands of answers. - Larry John
Keep telling yourself you are right and refuse to change your mind, and you will be very wrong very quickly. Right is never right to everyone. - Larry John
Most of my friends have a few reasons to like me. I have a few reasons to like them too. When there is no reason to like someone and you just like them... just because you do... that's a real friend. - Larry John
We need more LEADERS with the ABILITY TO THINK. Never underestimate a person's IQ. - Larry John
I am smart enough to know that I don’t know and that takes a lot of intelligence to know. - Larry John
It's sad but true that the truth will make you sad. - Larry John
If you say "I will be happy when...(fill in the blank)" ... you will never be happy. - Larry John
Show me a woman who defines herself by her beauty and I will show you a woman soon to be sad. We all grow old. We all need another reason for personal definition. The best personal definition is no definition at all. Let it be. - Larry John
It is no secret that people can't keep secrets....but this is just between the two of us. This will be our own little secret. - Larry John
Yesterday was a good day. Today is coming together just fine. Tomorrow looks bright. I wonder why I worry so much? - Larry John
I am much more in love with love than with anything else I love. - Larry John
It is getting harder and harder to find any NEWS in the NEWS. - Larry John
I would rather "mess up" than to not have messed up at all. - Larry John
What is it about food that unites people? Eating brings people together. - Larry John
I have more ideas than I could ever use. Ideas are cheap. Doing something with them is priceless. - Larry John
Loneliness may equal happiness. Most people find it easier to be happy when they are alone. The pain of being alone many times is less than the pain of being with people. - Larry John
I find crying very confusing. I cry when I am happy more than when I am sad. The older I get the more I cry because I am so happy. It's hard to tell a heartfelt story without crying. I just cry because I am so darn happy. Yep...It's a little confusing. - Larry John
I love to look at a beautiful woman or handsome man and imagine them 80 years old. Age is the great equalizer. - Larry John
It is not easy to help your children "grow up" when you are still working on growing up yourself. - Larry John
We must all go to "the mountain" ALONE to learn and be enlightened. That's the easy part. It is coming back down from the mountain of self-discovery and self-knowledge to be with OTHERS that is painful. - Larry John
I wish I could have sex as often as I think about it. Now that I really think about "it" that would be too much of a good thing. - Larry John
This world is an interesting place. We are all fighting as hard as we can to be happy. Don't give up the fight. - Larry John
I have no faith in believing "by faith." I have no hope in believing by "hope." My thinking is based on experience and science and it is ever changing and evolving. I am a faithless, hopeless thinker of the here and now. - Larry John
Why do so many people want to be famous only to have to hire people to protect their privacy. Wouldn't it be easier to want to be private in the first place? - Larry John
I love buying books and they look good on my bookshelf. People are always impressed with my collection of books. Sometimes I just buy a book to look good. - Larry John
I hate SOCKS. - Larry John
It makes me happy that everything I wish for doesn't come true. - Larry John
There is something very wrong with a world that values and rewards FAME more than INTELLIGENCE. - Larry John
Fantasy thinking is so much more fun than Reality thinking. People sure spend a lot of time in Fantasyland. - Larry John
It makes me sad that so many people are sad. - Larry John
Not all people are created equal. Creation has been quite unfair. - Larry John
It's time to make your mind up to make your mind up. - Larry John
I got my car worked on yesterday. It is in perfect condition now. But it cost so much to fix I can't afford to go anywhere. But if I could... it could. - Larry John
Even if something isn't that funny, laugh like it is. Laughing is good for you in a funny way. - Larry John
Success is subjective not objective. One man's success is another man's failure. - Larry John
I find it crucial to care about the trivial. - Larry John
There are SHOPPERS and there are BUYERS. Shoppers go to the store to see "what they can't live without" and they buy it. Buyers go to the store to buy "what they want and/or need" and they buy it. I am a buyer! I don't get shopping. - Larry John
FOOD is all there is. I should write a song. - Larry John
Someone told me yesterday that I "ripped off" someone else's saying. I didn't do it on purpose. I really thought I made it up. I guess there were only so many sayings created when the world began and we just keep recycling them. - Larry John
It matters most to me what I care about. It matters not if others share my cares. - Larry John
The fatter I get the harder it is to bend down. I dropped a dime the other day and just left it there. I have a new standard. I only bend down now for a quarter. - Larry John
It is hard for me to go to a party. I see a lot of pain in a room full of "partiers." - Larry John
The hardest work there is is getting another person to agree with me on what and how the work needs to get done. Sometimes it is just easier to work alone. - Larry John
I love nature but I don't think she loves me. - Larry John
FREEDOM is an ideal not a reality. We are really free to keep laws.. - Larry John
I love the early morning hours of the day. Everything seems possible. - Larry John
One man's hard is another man's easy. - Larry John
In my case, prolific and horrific are many times the same thing. - Larry John
I am so excited. I just got my first review on my new book. They didn't like it very much. That means it will sell a million. - Larry John
What is your PASSWORD for life? - Larry John
Please don't think like I do unless you choose for yourself to think the same. My thinking is only right for me at this moment and I continually question and change my thinking. So you never know what I am thinking. Questioning and changing one's thinking keeps you ALIVE. - Larry John
We should elect legislators who refuse to make new laws and will get rid of most of the old ones. - Larry John
Stupid people surround themselves with stupid people and are too stupid to know it. - Larry John
Humor is such a funny thing. - Larry John
I love good food. I choose to live a FULL FILLED life of good eating. - Larry John
In order to have a civil society, we ultimately end up signing a peace treaty with each other.- Larry John
I don't mow the lawn when the grass is long, but when the phone rings I answer it. We always do the things that are urgent but not necessarily the important things. This is a great reason we get married. Wives make everything urgent. - Larry John
I think the second you form a freedom-loving government is the second you lose all your freedoms. - Larry John
I want to tell people who say, "let me make myself perfectly clear" that "Clear" and "Perfectly Clear" are the same thing. Don't assume that your first point was clear and now you need to make it clearer. It was either clear or it wasn't. Are we clear on this? - Larry John
I continue to look for new ideas and concepts that fly in the face of my current "sacred truths." Challenging my current thinking in order to discover new thinking is the only way to keep an OPEN mind. - Larry John
People are so predictably unpredictable. - Larry John
I refuse to refuse to refuse. - Larry John
People would rather have HOPE in something than know the TRUTH about something. - Larry John
Why is it that most religious people spend much more time thinking about the rewards of the next life than the rewards of this life? - Larry John
If I had all the money in the world I don't know what I would do with it. - Larry John
I want to take you by the hand and lead you by the nose. That would take two hands, right? - Larry John
I don't like the idea of Capital Punishment. I think that running out of capital should not be so painful. - Larry John
I think I would make a great dictator of a country. I love to dictate. - Larry John
If people would stop buying gasoline they wouldn't care about the price of gas. If people would stop breathing they wouldn't care about the quality of our air. The solution is so simple. Why don't we just STOP more? - Larry John
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