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Where’s My Steak? by Larry John
I think it is so funny that so many of us know so much about something that nobody has ever seen. Heaven! When I ask people to tell me what HEAVEN is like… without exception they tell me it is just like earth, but with no pain. I say, “So in Heaven I can have a good, juicy, thick STEAK,” they say ah, ah, ah, “Well, I don’t think so.” You would have to kill the cows. To which I say, “Are there Cows in Heaven?” To which they say, “Sure, it is just like here but without pain.” To which I say, “If I can’t have a good, juicy, thick steak once in a while, well, that would be like Hell to me.” No one laughs except me. Why is it that so many of us know so much about Heaven? They say that “seeing is believing” but it seems that “believing may be seeing” to many of us. “Think about it.
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